Canada

  • Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
  • Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
  • Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
  • New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
  • Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
  • Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
  • Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
  • Saskatchewan:
  • Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
  • British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
  • Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
  • Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
  • Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
  • lol