March 2012
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February 2012
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Johnlock.
emilythekid:
Reblog if convenient.
If inconvenient, reblog anyway.
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Anonymous asked: That bed flip is ridiculous. It was five in the morning and I hadn't peed yet. Clearly that was the logical answer. ~Mortonator
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
mutealienation:
cocacolatechi:
bogglehead:
thegoodsonisbad:
ahaha fuck
do it
Well, now I know grandpa’s ok- So why not? This’ll be a good end to my day.
Might as well
its so late and no ones on but ok?
also why arent these things ever appear earlier?
they always feel like they show up around midnight
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mutealienation:
thatkazguy:
...
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thatkazguy asked: 100% C//:>
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
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Anonymous asked: O%
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Anonymous asked: 25%
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Just a quiet nerdy guy with a tumblr:... →
aherodoodles:
spencersmithscrotchpuppy:
idontneedthesunandthemoon:
nylondaisies:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STATES ARE GOING TO MAKE A SHERLOCK. With a guy Sherlock and girl Watson. AKA making it into some romance crap.
….. there’s a woman playing Watson?
The…
*weeps silently*
Put a percent in my ask box.
windycarnage:
spider8itch:
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
DO IT.
heh this might be fun?? ;u;
no one is even on at this time but ok??
might re-reblog it tomorrow at a...
*speed dating*
Me: Hi! Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle?
Him: Huh?
Me: Aaaaaand we're done here.
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Canada
Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
Saskatchewan:
Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
lol
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That Awkward Moment When
how-do-i-tumblr:
You spend so much time with your best friend that everyone thinks you’re dating but you arent really
madammonkey:
saddest ship in homestuck
Yes
tobiaswraithwall:
bonkatomicpunch:
yeezywalkwithme:
sometimes when im sad i start up tf2 and
i look at the picture for attack/defense
and i look at engie
you go, lil feller
you go
lily
I do that sometimes when we’re winning.
No party’s like engie sentry dance party
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Homestuck fandom: WE'RE NOT READY FOR THIS
Andrew Hussie: I'M NOT READY FOR THIS
Dante Basco: lol ahaha look at this kid, he doesn't have any arms. Where'd his arms go? hahaha
shadamy22:
equiuszahhak:
when people say “ollies outie” i like to imagine a skateboard flying towards their hands and they grab it and then skate a little bit, do and ollie but they don’t land, they just keep ollieing and flying towards the stratosphere and everyone stares on as they just
ollie outie
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Anonymous asked: Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate. --AM; I Have No Mouth...
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amber1296 asked: I hate you because John gif. >:0
bigfatburritos started following you.
the-chocolate-crocodile:
OH GOODNESS! HI!!!
woah, i suddenly feel special
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